21 ratings
5 saves
Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
44 ratings
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Joke: A little elderly lady goes to the doctor because she has been having a problem. She tells him "Doctor, lately I have been farting almost constantly. They don't bother me much because they don't smell or make noise, but it is still annoying. I've farted a hundred times since I got here, I bet you didn't know."
The doctor sends her home with some pills and she returns a week later. Angrily she tells him "Doctor! These pills you gave me have made my gas smell terrible. I don't want to take them anymore!"
The doctor smiles and replies "Great. Now that we have cleared your sinuses we can take care of that hearing problem."
1 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?
2 ratings
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Joke: What is a fish's favorite country?
54 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."
Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.
"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."
Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."
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