Jokes For Kids

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: What do you call a guy who makes pottery and is going through puberty?

Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"

The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."

Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?