Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!

Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"

Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!