Jokes For Kids

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Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?


Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?


Punch line: A wreck tangle!


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Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"

The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."


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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?


Punch line: An algae bra.


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Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?


Punch line: To get to the body shop.


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