Jokes For Kids

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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: What animal talks the most?


Punch line: A yak.


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Joke: In what month do people talk the least?


Punch line: February - Because it's the shortest month of the year.


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Joke: What's green and spits out flames?


Punch line: Grass, I just lied about the flames.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.


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