Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?


Punch line: Teachers tell you to spit out your gum. Trains say, "Chew! Chew!"


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Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?


Punch line: Poke her face.


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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?


Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.


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Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?


Punch line: To get to the other side.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!


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