Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.

Joke: What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!