Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers. His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few. His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks "What are you doing Tommy?"

Tommy replies "It said don't eat if the seal was already broken. But I can't find a seal!"

Joke: What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioning unit?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."