Jokes For Kids

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

Joke: Why does Waldo wear stripes?