Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?
Punch line: You get in trouble.
Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Punch line: He was chasing a boomerang!
Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?
Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.
Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Punch line: He was seeing spots.
Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?
Punch line: You would turn red too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street.
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