Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?


Punch line: Resisting a rest!


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Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?


Punch line: You look boo-tiful tonight!


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Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


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Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?


Punch line: They can't elope.


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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"


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