Jokes For Kids

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah