Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?

Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H₂O.

Johnny: That's what I said.

Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?