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Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"
The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!
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Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."
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Joke: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?
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