Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."

Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.

Joke: Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl who swallowed ten quarters last night doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."