Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did the baby computer say when he saw his father?

Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?

Joke: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!