Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?

Joke: Where does a fish go when it gets hurt?

Joke: What did 0 say to 8?

Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?

Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."