Jokes For Kids

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.

Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?

Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"

Joke: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?