Jokes For Kids

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: Why did the jelly bean go to school?

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?