Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a woman of the church that works at your company?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: What did one snowman say to the other?

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"