Jokes For Kids

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."

Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? How about a year?
Of course!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You already forgot me?