Jokes For Kids

Joke: What flies and helps people?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Joke: What did the fan say to the other fan?