Dirty Jokes

Joke: Woman: Can I buy Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Could you give it to me over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

Joke: A blonde, a brunette, and a red headed mother are talking about their daughters. The brunette tells them, "I found cigarettes in my daughter's room, I can't believe she smokes!"

The read head said "I know, I found some beer in my daughter's room. I couldn't believe it!"

The blonde says "That's nothing! I found condoms in my daughter's room. I never knew she had a penis!"

Joke: There are 4 types of orgasms: the Holy Orgasm, the Positive Orgasm, the Accidental Orgasm, and the Fake Orgasm.

The Holy Orgasm sounds like, "Oh God! Oh God!"

The Positive Orgasm sounds like, "Oh yes! Oh yes!"

The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, "Oh shit! Oh shit!"

The fake orgasm sounds like, "Oh *INSERT YOUR NAME HERE*!"

Joke: What is the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before he is sent to the stores?

Joke: What has six balls and rapes the poor?