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Joke: In class, the teacher says to Johnny, "You're so smart Johnny if there were 4 crows on a fence & you shot one how many would be left?" Johnny thinks & quickly replies "none teacher" "and how'd you figure that, Johnny?" asks the teacher. Well, the other three would fly away. "I like the way you're thinking", smiles the teacher. "OK teacher you're so smart I got me a question for you. There is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead with ice creams; one's biting it, another licking it, and another sucking long & hard on it.. how can you tell which ones married?" The teacher ponders and bashfully replies, "the one sucking it?" "No", replies Johnny. "The one wearing the wedding ring but I like the way you're thinking."


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Joke: Why did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?


Punch line: Because he forgot to wrap his whopper


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Joke: How does Jackie Chan masturbate?


Punch line: He just jacket-off


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Joke: What word is better for a pizza than a woman?


Punch line: Crust


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Joke: What word is better for a woman than a pizza?


Punch line: Moist


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