Dirty Jokes

Joke: John was a man who, like many people, ate out of boredom. He would often eat things just because they were in front of him.

This is how he lost his job as a gynecologist.

Joke: What is similar between men and women?

Joke: A taxi driver picks up three drunk guys. He knows their drunk so he turns the car on, sits there for a second, and turns it off. Then he said "Here we are!"

The first guy hands him the money and the second guy thanks him. But the third guy slaps him hard on the face. The taxi driver is surprised he figured it out, but asks him "What the hell?"

The man replies "You need to slow down next time, you almost killed us."

Joke: What's the difference between being horny and being hungry?

Joke: What's the difference between your penis and your paycheck?