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Joke: A man in his 20's goes to the bar with his friends. Immediately a lady in her mid-forties starts buying him drinks. Later on she invites him back to her house. He says no, but she offers him some mother daughter action if he comes home with her. He agrees.
Now very excited, they head to her place and go to her bedroom. They start to get into it so he begins to think the mother daughter action was a lie. When he asks about it the lady walks to the stairs and yells up, "Mom! This guy wants to meet you!"
4 ratings
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Joke: A blonde woman and her boyfriend are making love when she suddenly freezes and stops moving. Her boyfriend is shocked, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
She replies, "I was watching porn and I saw them doing this, it's called 'buffering'."
4 ratings
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Joke: Did you hear about the first time BDSM offender?
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Joke: A kid comes home from school and tells his dad, "You have to go see my Math teacher."
His father asks why and the kid replies, "Well he asked me what 7 * 4 was and I said '28'. Then he asked what 4 * 7 was and I said, 'What's the fucking difference.'"
His father replies, "Indeed, what is the difference? Okay, I'll go."
The next day the boy comes home and asks, "Did you go to my school yet?"
The father replies, "Nope."
The boy says, "Well you have to see my Gym teacher too. Today I was in class and he told us to stand on our right leg for ten minutes. Then he told us to do the same with our left leg. So I asked him, 'Want me to stand on my cock next?'"
The dad replies, "Exactly, did he? I'll go soon."
The following day the boy comes home from school and says, "Don't bother going to my school. I got expelled."
His dad asks, "Why were you expelled?"
He replies, "Well they called me into the office and waiting for me was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the science teacher."
"What the fuck was the science teacher there for?" His dad asked.
"That's what I said!"
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Joke: A guy receives a text from his girlfriend, "Thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative?"
He replies, "What is ternative?"