6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom. The pharmacy asks him "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"
The duck says "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"
She looks at him and says "No I got it, but I'll blow you for that coffee maker."
9 ratings
0 saves
Joke: If you have a giant green ball in your right hand and a giant green ball in you left hand, what do you have?
4 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A military captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"
She replies, "Of course, a handsome military man like you."
The captain turns around, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"
3 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man accidentally sent a picture of his penis to everybody in his address book.
Not only did he feel stupid afterwords, it cost him 20 dollars in stamps!