Dirty Jokes

Joke: A male whale sees the harpoon ship that killed his parents years ago. He quickly swims to his wife and tells her he wants to attack the harpoon ship. She tells him they will surely die but after he tells her his plan she agrees to help him.

Both of the whales get under the boat and begin to blow air bubbles at the boat. The boat starts to rock and eventually tips over. The male whale starts to eat the sailors but his wife swims away. So he asks her "Why aren't you eating them?"

She replies "I agreed to blow, but I'm not going to swallow seamen."

Joke: What's the female form of Viagra?

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?

Joke: Tyler is watering his lawn when one of his old friends Connor happens to walk by. They get to talking and Tyler asks Connor "What have you been doing?"

Connor replies "I'm studying logic."

Tyler asks "What exactly is logic?"

Connor says "I'll give you an example. You have a dog, children, and you are heterosexual. Right?"

Tyler gets excited "Yeah! How did you know that?"

Connor answers "I noticed you had a dog house, and I noticed those bikes in your garage. So I knew you had kids and a dog. Since you have kids you are probably heterosexual."

A week later Tyler runs into another one of his friends, Chandler, and tells him of his encounter with Connor. Chandler asks him what logic is so Tyler asks "Do you have a dog?"

Chandler replies "No."

Tyler says "That means you're gay!"

Joke: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?