12 ratings
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Joke: Why did the man go to the psychiatrist covered in plastic wrap?
10 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why does the blonde put perfume all over her ankles?
6 ratings
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Joke: A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he tells her "I got fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicer."
His wife replies "On no! Are you okay?"
The man says "Yeah I'm fine."
His wife replies "You're not hurt? Was the slicer turned on?"
The man says "Oh yeah, she loved it."
4 ratings
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Joke: A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks them for 2 tattoos. She wants a Christmas tree on one of her thigh and a turkey on the other. When they finished the tattoos the artist asked her why she got those tattoos.
She replied 'My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.'
3 ratings
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Joke: Mother's day is for moms and father's day for dads, but what do single guys get?