Little johnny

Joke: In class, the teacher says to Johnny, "You're so smart Johnny if there were 4 crows on a fence & you shot one how many would be left?" Johnny thinks & quickly replies "none teacher" "and how'd you figure that, Johnny?" asks the teacher. Well, the other three would fly away. "I like the way you're thinking", smiles the teacher. "OK teacher you're so smart I got me a question for you. There is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead with ice creams; one's biting it, another licking it, and another sucking long & hard on it.. how can you tell which ones married?" The teacher ponders and bashfully replies, "the one sucking it?" "No", replies Johnny. "The one wearing the wedding ring but I like the way you're thinking."

Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."

Sally says, "He's three feet tall."

Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"

The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"

Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?

Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"

The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."

The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."