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Joke: At first God created Adam but Adam was lonely. He asked God, "Can you give me somebody that will care for me, listen to me, love me, make me happy, and help me through tough situations?"
God replied, "Yeah, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"
The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."
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Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.
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Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?
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Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.
No pun in ten did.
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