Clean Jokes

Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?

Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?

Joke: Why was the man so attached to his recliner?

Joke: The manager of a factory is looking to make the factory more cost efficient. He calls all of his employees to the floor and tells them, "The first man to come up with a great way for us to save money will get $5,000."

A man in front quickly raises his hand. The manager asks him, "That was quick, what's your idea Tom?"

Tom swiftly replies, "Make it $2,000?"

Joke: What happened when the wheel was invented?