Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?

Joke: An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window. He is shocked when he realizes that the saucer is very rare and expensive.

He enters the shop and asks the owner "Hey, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?"

The store owner replies "Not for sale."

The antique dealer thinking quickly responds "I'll give you $100 for it."

The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. He acts like he is about to leave then adds "Oh, would you mind throwing in the saucer, the cat seems to like it."

The shop owner replies "No, that's my lucky saucer. I've sold hundreds of cats since I got it."

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!