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Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"


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Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."


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Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"


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Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!


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