Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."

The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?