Clean Jokes

Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)

Joke: Pavlov is sitting in a bar when another patron rings the bell to get in. He gets up and says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.

Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?