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Joke: Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"
His teacher asks him again more slowly, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
But again Little Johnny replies, "Seven!"
Next she asks, "If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?"
Little Johnny replies, "Six!"
"Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
Johnny thinks for a second, "Seven."
His teacher gets mad, "Johnny, where do you get seven?!"
Johnny replies, "You gave me six cats, and I already have a freaking cat!"
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Joke: What's green and spits out flames?
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Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"
She replies "No."
The man says "That's what I thought."
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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?
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Joke: The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese." She says "Still not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says "Liver alone... cheese mine."
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