Clean Jokes

 

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?


Punch line: Resisting a rest!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

6 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What branch of government actually listens to the people?


Punch line: The NSA!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

14 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+