3 ratings
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Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?
6 ratings
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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"
He throws it up again, "Strike two!"
He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"
He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"
3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What branch of government actually listens to the people?
14 ratings
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Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."
The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."
8 ratings
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Joke: Three priests are talking. The first one says, "I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of our rats!"
The second one says, "I know! We've tried poison, traps, noise. Nothing works."
The third one says, "We baptized and confirmed all of our rats. Now they only show up at Easter and Christmas."
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