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Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.


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Joke: Do you want to here a joke about a pizza?


Punch line: Never mind it's to cheesy!


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Joke: What should you do when you see a space man?


Punch line: Park, man.


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