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Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."
The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"
She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."
He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"
She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."
The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"
She replies, "We have trouble communicating."
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Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?
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Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
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Joke: A brunette asked a blonde scuba diver why they jumped off of the boat backwards.
The blonde replied, "If I jumped forwards I would still be in the boat."
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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"
The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"
The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."
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