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Joke: A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game he asks her, "So what'd you think?"
She replies, "I like the tights and the muscles, but all of that commotion over 25 cents?"
He asks her what she means. She replies, "At the beginning they toss a quarter and one team gets it. Then they spend the rest of the game yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
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By Riddle
Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.
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Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!
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