Clean Jokes

Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"

One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."

Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.

Joke: The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense!

Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Joke: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?