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Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!


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Joke: A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, "I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb."

The red head says, "I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy."

The blonde says, "I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven't given up."

The brunette tells her, "If you came that close to the sun you would burn."

The blonde laughs at her, "That's why I would go at night!"


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Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.


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Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.


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Joke: What do you call fake noodles?


Punch line: Impasta!


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