Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?

Joke: What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"