Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!

Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."

Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?