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Joke: What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?


Punch line: Very little.


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Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?


Punch line: Some just haven't developed yet.


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Joke: A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, "Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?"

The man stumbles a bit, and replies "I want some breakfast."


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Joke: Where do poor meatballs live?


Punch line: The Spaghetto.


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Joke: Little Timmy asked his dad "Where do people come from?"

His dad replied "Adam and Eve were the first people and they had children. Then their children had children and so on."

Later Timmy asked his mom the same question and she said "We evolved from monkeys."

Timmy went to his father and asked him why he lied and told him what his mother had said. His dad replied "Your mom was talking about her side of the family."


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