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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!


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Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?


Punch line: A small medium at large.


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Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?


Punch line: They listen to everything you say.


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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?


Punch line: This is primarily because of their long legs. And the fact that houses can't jump.


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Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?


Punch line: Love means nothing to them!


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