Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: What kind of car did Jesus drive?

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."