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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.


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Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?


Punch line: They wanted to grow mold together.


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Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?


Punch line: Fingernails.


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Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


Punch line: Its 'p' is silent.


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Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."


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