Clean Jokes

Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?

Joke: The Washington Redskins are going to change their name because of the historic shame and moral shortcomings associated with the name.

From now on, they will be referred to as simply The Redskins.

Joke: A woman is at a gas station when she noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

The woman noticed that "UFO" was printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Doesn't UFO stand for unidentified flying object?" The alien answered "No, it stands for unleaded fuel only!"

Joke: What did the banana say to the doctor?

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?